Flinx Blue Eyes Blue Underwear

                   "WALLY WEST, WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING!" I yelled when I found him in my room with his hands in my underwear dower.
                          "You know I never took you for the type that wears blue laced panties." He said holding them in front of my face, wagging an eyebrow. "So did you get these for me?" Next thing I knew he was right beside with his arm around my shoulder, and his hand was getting dangerously low.
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         "Don't even think about doing that again" I said after I kicked him in the nuts.
                 "Well I think this is kinda sweat'"
"Wait what?" I said confused.
"Well you did buy underwear that matches my eye." He said with a pudding cup smile, in front of me.
"What The Hell! Only an idiot would ever even think about doing something like that." I told him as I poked him hard in the chest.
"Well you did." He said with that stupid grin on his face.
And before I could even hex him he was gone. "Wally why are you so stupid?" I asked myself before I slammed my door shut.